Trolling can be really fun. Hell, it should be considered a past time for a rainy day. Give it a shot, you might like it. Make sure you do it on a Twilight forum, that really gets on people's nerves. I myself have submitted my own story ideas:
It seems in your anger, you killed her: as Edward rises from the ashes as a reconstructed cyborg, he asks "Where is Bella? Is she safe? Is she alright?" in a deep monotone voice, which would arguably make for a far more likeable character. As he is told the horrifying truth, he shouts mournfully "NOOOOOOOO!"
And the rest: I think these were the ones that got me perma-banned. Maybe my detailed descriptions of violent sex, depictions of Bella's head being separated from her spine, or my strong opinion that the Twilight books are metaphors for abusive relationships or bestiality just didn't sit too well with some people.
If you're visiting the forums, do me a favour and ask why I got banned. Oh, and don't forget this:
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