What a shit head


Remember that story in the headlines where all the staff lynched the area manager? Hmmm, why can't dreams be real? Let me take you back to 4 weeks ago...

I had mere days before leaving my old job, when the area manager paid a visit. I'll refer to him as Andre. Now Andre was determined to put on a passive aggressive tone toward me when saying things like "I thought you had left already."

Reluctantly I shook the tentacle hand offered out to me, a gesture of thanks for my years of service. Andre is such a slimy character. Bald and middle aged, he feigns friendliness and has this irritating habit of wrapping everything he says in an analogy. Just say the damn thing, you fool.

I wouldn't have been so reluctant to shake hands if I didn't already know about how much of a shit head he was. You see, I used to do regular shifts at a branch in this small quiet village. I knew and got on well with one of the dispensers. She was a young woman who had an altercation with her boss. Our esteemed area manager Andre decided to intervene to make sure she was being treated fairly. 

Ha, yeah right. He was being his slimy self and threatening her. He was standing with arms stretched out over the door of the staff room, to block her way and make her feel trapped, and coercing her with things like "you're going to be transferred and that's final, don't argue with me." At grievance meetings, when she confronted him about this, he denied saying any of this.

What an inspirational leader, this Andre

As I shook his hand, he asked me what my plans were for the future. I told him I was moving onto being a locum. His response was "Oh well, we're not really needing locums these days, so I probably won't see you again." You just couldn't resist it, could you? What a shit head.

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