1) I miss being asked "smoking or non smoking?" when I visit a restaurant. UKIP will bring back the good old days.
2) UKIP sounds like it's pro kippers and I love me some smoked fish.
3) If my other half should also be from a minority, we can be kicked out of this country together. How romantic.
4) I just saw the trailer for the new Wolfenstein game. The fascists have giant robots. Might as well give up.
5) Lego is so expensive these days, I've ran out of bricks to finish my Taj Mahal. I blame the EU.
6) UKIP will keep out Jason Momoa and the Dothraki.
More reasons to vote UKIP here.
4) I just saw the trailer for the new Wolfenstein game. The fascists have giant robots. Might as well give up.
5) Lego is so expensive these days, I've ran out of bricks to finish my Taj Mahal. I blame the EU.
6) UKIP will keep out Jason Momoa and the Dothraki.
More reasons to vote UKIP here.
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